TEACHER: Why are you
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
SON: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER: No. Why do you ask that?
SON: Well, where did you get mummy then?
TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
one is blue with red spots!
KIRK: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.